An atheist professor of  philosophy speaks to his class
on the problem science has with God, The  Almighty. He
asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So  you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God  good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student:  Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed
to God to heal  him. Most of us would attempt to help
others who are ill. But God didn't. How  is this God
good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't  answer, can you? Let's start again,
young fellow. Is God good?
Student:  Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come  from?
Student: From... God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there  evil in this
world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't  it? And God did make
everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who  created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness?  Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world,  don't
they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student  has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use  to
identify and observe the world around you. Tell me,
son... Have you  ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your  God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your  God,
smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory
perception of God for  that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still  believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable,  demonstrable
protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do
you  say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes.  Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there  such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as  cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre  becomes very quiet with this turn
of events.)
Student: Sir, you can  have lots of heat, even more
heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little  heat
or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We
can hit 458  degrees below zero which is no heat, but
we can't go any further after that.  There is no such
thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe
the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is
energy. Cold is not  the opposite of heat, sir, just
the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop  silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor?  Is there such
a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there  isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the
absence  of something. You can have low light, normal
light, bright light, flashing  light.... But if you have
no light constantly, you have nothing and it's  called
darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it
were you  would be able to make darkness darker,
wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is  the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your  philosophical premise
is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain  how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of
duality. You  argue there is life and then there is
death, a good God and a bad God. You  are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we  can
measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It
uses  electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,
much less fully understood  either one. To view death
as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the  fact
that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death
is not the  opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you  teach your students
that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are  referring to the natural evolutionary
process, yes, of course, I  do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your
own eyes, sir?  (The Professor shakes his head with a
smile, beginning to realize where the  argument is
going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process  of
evolution at work and cannot even prove that this
process is an  on-going endeavor, are you not teaching
your opinion, sir? Are you not a  scientist but a
preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there  anyone in the class who has ever
seen the Professor's brain?
(The class  breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard  the
Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No
one appears to  have done so. So, according to the
established rules of empirical, stable,  demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all  due respect, sir, how do we then trust your
lectures, sir?
(The room is  silent. The professor stares at the
student, his face  unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith,  son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God
is FAITH.  That is all that keeps things moving &
alive.